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Posted 2 months ago with 71114 notes

sygol:

tyaz:

I be like “lord” “god” “jesus christ” and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

just to participate in the ethnosemantic drama of it all

Tagged: #wordie,
Posted 5 months ago with 239371 notes

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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Tagged: #tumblr, #brobot,
Posted 5 months ago with 68271 notes

kaijuno:

heavy-medic:

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

Real boot goofin hours

Tagged: #but is it art?,
Posted 5 months ago with 80134 notes
Anonymous asked:

call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

Posted 5 months ago with 11696 notes
allgremlinart:
“I’m screaming … he really said “why couldn’t you be a model trains autistic instead of a ,, whatever this is autistic” ”
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allgremlinart:

I’m screaming … he really said “why couldn’t you be a model trains autistic instead of a ,, whatever this is autistic”

Tagged: #dcu,
Posted 5 months ago with 34 notes

wikisurfer:

MSG is to white women what fentanyl is to cops

Tagged: #verdat,
Posted 6 months ago with 97396 notes

austimpowerz:

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

Tagged: #verdat,
Posted 6 months ago with 7868 notes

melagerie:

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I have made some memes to commemorate the day

Posted 6 months ago
Anonymous asked:

Every time I remember you exist it's like taking a sip of water when I didn't realize I was thirsty. I hope you're doing well!

Tagged: #answers,
Posted 7 months ago with 233235 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

Tagged: #gpoy, #brobot,
Posted 9 months ago with 113714 notes

galactic-magick:

queermaddscientist:

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Tagged: #living,
Posted 9 months ago with 667 notes

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

My friend Robin sends me so many posts. I consider them a sort of social media platform at this point. I wake up in the morning and check my messages, like, “Ooh, I wonder what kinda posts are on Robin dot com today.” It’s great.

I should note that the posts are never good.

Tagged: #gpoy,
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