twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

twodragonsinatrenchcoat:

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all’s tags btw Here’s my favorites

and lastly.

good night

sygol:

tyaz:

I be like “lord” “god” “jesus christ” and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

just to participate in the ethnosemantic drama of it all

toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

tumbwr:

ALT

wikisurfer:

MSG is to white women what fentanyl is to cops

austimpowerz:

uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row

melagerie:

I have made some memes to commemorate the day

bemusedlybespectacled:

catlips001:

m0uthslikesidewindermissiles:

catlips001:

kosmonin:

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

galactic-magick:

queermaddscientist:

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.